STOP! Put down that grocery cart, shopper! You’ve found the final frontier of fondle-able fruit! Behold, the legendary Happle, AJ, plucked from the most suspiciously-lit shelf of Omega Mart’s produce section!

AJ is a miracle of soft science: simultaneously crunchy and sweet to the touch, and one of the greatest listeners and huggers! He’s the perfect companion, a pettable edible you don’t dare put a fork into! This squishy champion hopes to be a tasty bite in a warm apple pie when he finally grows up – a destiny almost too delicious to contemplate! Remember, at Omega Mart, fresh is subjective.

Warning: Omega Mart is not responsible for bad happles.