The Portal Ritual T-Shirt: Don this obsidian garment, a midnight canvas where the wild dances with the arcane. Witness the feline and lupine summoners locked in an ecstatic jig, their movements a cosmic calligraphy summoning gateways to Meow Wolf’s labyrinthine worlds.  Each wear unlocks a different probability, a potential fissure in the mundane, a chance encounter with the delightfully askew. Be warned, gazing too deeply may result in spontaneous dimensional shifts and an uncontrollable urge to howl at the moon.