The Experience Tube™ is a revolutionary analog device which connects one experience to another! Using only soft striped fabric and the most sophisticated facial recognition technology ever developed (installed standard in current model human brains) the tube replaces all peripheral distractions with an unbridled visual feast of stripes and laughter! Simply upload a couple of faces into each end and make your own internet, instantaneously! Immediate vivid connection, with no subscriptions, user agreements, invasive advertisements, or spotty service!

Available in four perception-enhancing colorways!  A boundless cornucopia of choice! The Experience Tube™ is proudly made in the USA, from recycled rayon yarns!

The Long Wavelength Array (lengthwise stripe)
Triple3 Elliptical Optical Option (crosswise stripe)
Purple & Eggplant (crosswise stripe)
Sea Blue & Beige (lengthwise stripe)