Mall Walkers Track Pants
Discover the new you, you never knew
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For maximum results, be sure to sing the Rhyme of the Mall Walker while wearing your leg container:
I am the legs // We are the feet.
Alone we are strong // together elite.
When one of us falls // We all take a seat.
Reduce pain and swelling // Ice and then heat.
Rest and compress // Elevation, repeat.
Stand up together // Get something to eat.