Biz’EZ Forever Cereal
$14.99
Out of stock
Description
There are so many ways that the cruel rollercoaster of daily life can get in the way of normal feelings. Now thanks to the cutting edge engineering of Biz’EZ food substitute, you can watch those challenging sensations disappear just by eating!
No more taxing pills to swallow or books to read! Simply go to town pretending to eat our satisfying product. Our patented formula actively dissolves anything resembling a difficult experience and immediately liquifies it into a smooth, mild paste. This allows the very fiber of your being to be an ideal substrate for the Fever to truly get to work, paving the way for you to have a creamy on forward, feeling EZ.
NOTE: Does not actually contain cereal. Contains recycled plastic.
